Locals show growing unrest as tectonic activity continues in the small cemetery called Norra begravningsplatsen.
“It seems there’s some underground movement. We can’t imagine what it is” said local offcial Sven Jorkelsen. “We’re recording vibrations of a frequency higher than 3200 vibrations per minute”
Gravedigger Beorn Twigmuntus had a different story
“Ya, it’s dot Nobel. He vas kinda resless in 01 ven dey gave da prize ta dat Kofi guy. In 02 ven dey gave it to dat toothy American you could hear him yoost a floppin baak und fort, but he kinda settled down in 03. Now, wit dat wanga-wangu-vangar- oh, jees I could never get dat name rite, he’s started to yoost plane spin. He’s goin at a right clip, from da sound of it. I’m gonna dig down and hook up a couple belts, and a alternator, and charge da batteries on da Sno-Cat. Nosense wastin dat energy.