Neanderpundit

Remember how you treated me when I bought the Explorer? Remember how the salesperson acted? Remember how well you honored the warranty? Remember what you did to me when we had trouble? Remember what you gave me in trade in?

We do. We absofuckingdamnedlutely do.

That’s why we bought another car from you today. And we were treated just as nicely. Thanks, Carmax.

Listening, BP Amoco?

Pitiably, he got mashed by a drinking glass placed by the wife while I was in Detroit.

Still. All the little herblets will live nicely in my dresser with my spare change.