awakens me this morning. Then, a few minutes later. Chirpchirp.

I recognize the noise, I think, it’s the noise a smoke alarm makes when the battery is going. I get up, stagger around the house trying to figure, which one? The time between chirps seems to vary, and the smoke alarms always seem to chirp on a regular basis. So, I wonder what’s up, and finally end up taking the batteries out of all five smoke alarms.

Chirpchirp.

I look for the wife’s cellphone, it’s charging. I look for mine, it’s off. Chirpchirp.

I sit at the computer and look to see if the UPS is drifting, or dying, and it’s not. I turn it off. FOr a while, nothing, then, chirpchirp.

Then I look out the window and see a bird on the feeder, and just as he opens his beak, I hear, chirpchirp.

I will call him the Beeperbird, and he’s in my tribe.