Neanderpundit

I never cease to be amazed by the people that buy into the whole concept that Bush is evil. I have to tell you, I wish he were.

Top Ten Changes that would be made if Bush WERE an evil dictator:

1: Mikey Moore is run through a meat shredder, and the rotting fat from his corpse would be fertilizing a Nebraska cornfield. A BIG nebraska cornfield.
2: Cindy Sheehan, poster child for greed and child abuse, would be handcuffed to a lawnmower and forced to mow the lawn at Dubya’s ranch.
3:Ronnie Earle would mysteriosly disapear, and his picture would appear on milk cartons all over- barcelona.
4:Hollywood would be melted down and turned into a giant truck driver’s belt buckle.
5:Actors who openly spoke out against the president would be tortured in public and forced to kiss Dick Cheney’s pimply white ass
6:The mainstream media would be closed until further notice. There is no further notice, ever.
7:Going to war in iraq would have been something the president just did. No UN resolutions (allowing the Iraqis time to get the wmd’s to syria) No congressional approval, just ship our guys in, and kill iraqis.
8:Every time a liberal dies, an angel gets his wings.
9: Janet Reno would be skinned alive and her neck wattles used to make lampshades for underpriveleged conservatives.
10:Condoleeza Rice would walk to work on a carpet made from the disembodied tongues of freshly killed TV news anchors.

As much as those things might amuse, none of them are true, nor would they ever happen. The simple facts are, the current administration has not only been subjected to endless criticisim by the media, by the liberal community, but now, even malicious prosecution. And they have weathered it all.

On the other hand, if you look at the record of the Clintons, you stumble across a lot of names. Names like James McDougal. Mary Mahoney. Vince Foster. Ron Brown. Paul Tulley. Ed Willey. Jerry Parks. James Bunch. James Wilson. Kathy Ferguson. Bill Shelton. Suzanne Coleman. (suzanne is a special favorite of mine. She died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, which was ruled a suicide)Barbara Wise. The list is HUGE. If you’re a “friend” of the Clintons, the odds seem to be particularly good you’ll end up dead. Especially if there’s something that you have or know that’s incriminating.

Hmmm. let’s see: Who most resembles Hitler? A man who has done everything possible to promote individual freedom (even freedom to criticise him) all over America and the world, or a man whose enemies mysteriously die around every corner.

yeah, it’s Bush. Really.

Nice. I knew that I had had a memory of the nutjob that is “investigating” the supposed Plame leak. it’s the same fucktard that’s “investigating” allegations of patronage hiring in Chicago.

It would only take a reasonably intelligent parrot could uncover corruption in chicago, even if it had been nailed to it’s perch. So instead of spending some time dealing with the stinking cesspit that is CHicago politics, he’s harshing Scooter Libby’s mellow. This is the guy who brought charges against Osama Bin Ladin. Nice.

And it has sucked for a little while. I know that, you know that.

I don’t deal with issues too personal here, because, frankly, they’re personal. I have had to deal with some personal and professional issues that have occupied a lot of my time and resources, and it hasn’t been an easy couple of months. Many of those issues have recently been resolved, and a few more are about to be resolved.

I am not going to stop blogging, so you can stop applauding. I am not going to make any concerted effort to make this blog not suck, it either will or won’t, based on my time and mood. I also need to scrape some cash together to get this thing updated, so people will be able to comment again. It may also be that I’ve inadvertently banned some IP’s, so if you try to comment and can’t, mail me your IP at mhardig-at-aol dot com and I’ll try to fix it.

One thing: Bloggers who quit tend to thank their readers. Well, as I said, I’m not quitting. But, I will thank you all, anyone who bothers to come here, and read my drivel, because you are the reason I do this.

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