Thursday, April 17th, 2008

this time tomorrow

I will be propped up naked on a table in surgery, while a doctor I only just met monday roots around in my left knee. While my ginormous scrotum freezes to the stainless table like Flick’s tongue. I hope they have a teflon spatula.

I did use a magic marker to write “this one” on it.

My knee, not my scrotum.

The intellect of the North American Liberal, demonstrated.

Witness

HT Mark Alger by way of Sondra K.

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