Thursday, April 17th, 2008

For Dick

because these are his favorite socks.

Retching below the fold.
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I own

43,974 tape measures.

I am equidistant from them all.

They seem to be equidistant to one another.

factlet of the day

The proximity of the ear to a cellphone decreases, inversely, the driver’s ability to sense the presence of the acceleraor pedal.

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