December 2012

So I take the model number off my chainsaw

And I go to Sears and order a new piston ring
And the piston ring arrives, and it’s for a 42mm piston, and not a 36mm one.

The model and part number are right, just not the piston and ring. Thanks sears!

At least they refunded my money. So now I have to go find a ring. Dumbasses. And I still have no chainsaw.

Do you think

Eric Holder has learned enough to keep his actual fingerprints off the guns he supplied to the connecticuit school shooter(s), the Clackamas shooters, etc, or will we find out that this has been Rathergated- (Sure, we made it up, but it’s true!!!) so the press will ignore the scandal and use this blood to stain anyone opposing draconian gun control measures?

When you take a guy who usually drives an old beater

And give him a fast, nice rental car while he’s out of town, you get some issues.

Like, boy, this car is great, and accellerate into a turn, then brake/accel brake/accel brake/accel all the way around the turn till you drive your passengers insane.

At least I was the designated driver one night so I could drive like someone who understood what “Apex” meant.

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