About every two years. There’s an Apple faction, and an Android faction. Ordinarily the Apple faction is sales and other dumbasses, with a few power users; the Android folks are mostly engineers.

I’m clearly in the Android camp, predominantly because of the apps and the fact that Jobs never touched it. I dislike the whole cloyingly self righteous fanbois bullshit, and frankly, can do more with my phone than I need, so it’s plenty good for me.

And when the damned phone updates it makes me nuts for a month while I try to get it back to the SETTINGS I WANTED AND HAD PERFECT BEFORE YOU UPDATED THEM.

Lollipop my ass.