September 2015
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“You know where I can find the screws that hold the back cover on x machine?”
He calls me (this required a four word answer btw).
“You looking for them screws that hold the back cover on X machine?”
I did NOT say “No, I was hoping you’d tell me if you had blue balls like a vervet monkey”. I did say “yes, that’s why I asked you that question”.
He responded “Well you don’t have to get all smart about it”.
I did NOT say “How would you know?”.
Infinite patience level unlocked.
Mostly because of improved efficiencies in manufacturing. Most US manufacturing has been leaned out and become more efficient, mostly because of the regulations and bullshit imposed by this administration. This is actually how it’s supposed to work, and that’s fine. Of course Wingnuthead is getting credit for “Improving the economy” when in fact the only way he has “Improved” it is by breaking it hard enough that everyone ELSE had to double and redouble their efforts to make it at all.
We are reaching the horizontal asymptote of that improvement.
But don’t worry. People who don’t understand what “asymptote” means will pass laws and make regulations that will allow us to cross it.
speaking with “Martha” about an order for a notebook I ordered for the daughter. There wasn’t a page that let me change the “Ship to” address so I’m trying to get it redirected to her instead of me. I may give up and cancel the order and reorder it. It may be faster.