“You know where I can find the screws that hold the back cover on x machine?”

He calls me (this required a four word answer btw).

“You looking for them screws that hold the back cover on X machine?”

I did NOT say “No, I was hoping you’d tell me if you had blue balls like a vervet monkey”. I did say “yes, that’s why I asked you that question”.

He responded “Well you don’t have to get all smart about it”.

I did NOT say “How would you know?”.

Infinite patience level unlocked.