Shop for a few minutes and use the bathroom. Come out to find a woman has absconded with my partially filled cart.

“Pardon me, is that your cart? Because you seem to like the same stuff I do”

She looks at the cart and at me and claps her hands over her mouth. “Oh! I’m so sorry!” I said it was fine and I didn’t mind if she wanted the stuff, I could get another cart and I hadn’t paid for anything yet. ” Oh, not, that’s ok, I’m so sorry!” she hands over the cart and I proceed down the aisle and she yells after me “You have nice stuff!”.

I turn and look at her- the aisle is crowded and everyone turns to look at her, she is so flustered she turns red and her husband, right next to her, develops a grin, as she looks at him and says “You know what I meant!!!” He keeps grinning and says “I’m not saying a word”.