Volleyball
So I wake up today, and do my normal surf through the channels looking for the day’s weather. On the way I see Volleyball, and I pause for a moment. Damn, these girls sure are butch. hey, one has a mustach- THESE ARE MEN!!!
Look, folks. Men do not play volleyball. OK, maybe on the beach, as an excuse to see broads in bathing suits jiggle around, and hopefully to make them slide in the sand and LOSE the suits, or parts therof, but otherwise, Volleyball is a sport to be played on TV by young girls, either in tight spandex shorts, or on the beach, in speedo suits. So old fuckers can watch the teams squatting with their hands on the tops of their thighs awaiting the serve, and marvel at the acumen of the cameraman at getting the shots we all want most to see.
Get it right. And get these thin, muscled nancyboys off the screen and into their bedrooms blowing each other where they belong.
Of course it should also be pointed out that basketball was originally intended as a girl’s game.
Myself, I’d rather go down to the range and loose off some rounds, or go out to the garage and do some reloading, than I would want to WATCH any sport.
Real men DO, not WATCH.
We dont use balls in motorsport… we have em…
LOTS of manliness around here. Overcompensation?
I desperately need to go weld something…
hey now! I dated a guy that used to play in the pro-circuit Volley Ball. I’m here to tell you….take that off TV and well, I’ll have a few things to say about that! ;-)
Women watch too dude!
All the chicks I’ve seen on TV playing volleyball I wouldn’t do with a stolen dick.
That’s just harsh, TB.
Not that I disagree with your insightful analysis. :)
Hey, hey, Acanthostega! I can agree with the Male-volleyballers-are-Nancy-boys theory. But speaking for former basketball players everywhere I resemble that comment.
Og, I could probably tolerate male volleyball, but I can’t get away from the fact that they where spandex shorts just like the female v-ball players.