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Remember the movie? Liz at Half Baked Sourdough wonders where America’s Retards will focus their negative energies when W is no longer POTUS.
I’m hoping they focus them on me. I think the application of that much energy can only be a great source of power, a vast untapped reserve that even Den Beste could never have expected. And if given this power, I will only use it for good. Beginning, of course with any muslim who wants to wage war. Moving on to anyone who thinks the 9/11 events were orchestrated by the Feddle Gummint. Finally the guy at the parking garage at Mc Cormack place who won’t let me move up and park on a higher level so as to be in a space closer to the stairs. Don’t get me started on Jack Chick, that’s a whole other post.
Ah yes, Jack Chick…
I recall how back in ’82 I was shown a Chick tract with some propaganda about a “living mollusc” carbon dating out to 7000 years. The problem was I had been shown it before, like about ten years before. Even then it would have been known why the wrong date. Basically, the data was there and he elected to ignore it. That’s about a fraction off from “bearing false wittness.” Wonder who is really going to burn in hell. The person who presents honest scientific data, or the propagandist who ignores facts because they are inconvienent.
Jack Chick, the bane of intelligent people everywhere. What a maroon. But apparently a wealthy maroon, which says a lot about the credulous nature of the general public.
I certainly trust you with the aforementioned power.
Please smite a hippy or commie for me when you get the chance.
You know you’re in the depths of hell when your only choice of reading material is a Jack Chick pamphlet. Let me know when you write about this…inquiring minds want to know.
Another reason to feel lucky. I have no idea who Jack Chick is. And no, I’m not going to google him. If I am going to waste time on the internet, I might as well waste it on good stuff.
Me, too, Dan.
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