I don’t believe in criticizing something you don’t know anything about. I also will NOT pay money to see F911. So, thanks to WLS/AM’s Eileen Byrne, here’s a simple way to see the movie without lining the fatfuck’s pocket:

Go to one of the multiplexes, pay to see another movie, go into the 911 theater instead. If anyone calls you on it, tell them you wanted to see it so bad and it was sold out, so you paid to see Shrek2 and went to see F911.

I like it.

Of course, I myself would not reccomend you do anything outright illegal.