Stupid ebay people
I do a certain amount of buying and seling on ebay. I do surf the bay a lot, just because there are always wierdnesses out there, like the kid who was selling one of his nuts. So here’s a list of things that you might find you cannot live without:
Seaweed
Lucky air
an Embalming machine
A Head Hole Cleaner
Possibly the dumbest thing I have ever seen
And finally, Crazy. Yes, you can buy your crazy right here.
That’s nothing. They sell saints’ relics all day every day there. First, second, and third degree relics. First is part of the saint’s body, usually bone. Second is something the saint used in his life. Third is you take a piece of gause that looks like a Triscuit, touch the saint, and voila a relic is created. There’s also pieces of the True Cross.
On the other end of the stick, literally, you’ll also find someone’s used butt plug they don’t want to play with anymore. There’s a three stage brass one for sale for $50.