Youtube is your friend, but it won’t pick you up at the airport

A commenter over at Hog on ice who calls himself the Imam of Audio and Video makes the following comments at Steve’s site:

Og, based on your comments I thought you were a schoolgirl with a crush on Bill Gates, pocket-rocket in hand…
Um, no. THe only geek I hate worse than Gates is the original Xerox theif, Steve Jobs.
It’s very simple, really: you are wrong and I am right.
You and i can agree on that, of course, you ARE wrong, and I AM right. And not only can I say it, but unlike you, i can prove it.
No amount of BS you write about Windows will make it better, or more stable. (Hm. did I say it was better? No, I didn’t, I guess that must just be your inferiority complex showing. Or maybe you have trouble with reading comprehension.)Here’s a little quiz: what servers are used in Human Genome project? Macs. Don’t care. What is the predominant computer used in media? Mac.Commies. That’s a good reason to use a computer, because a bunch of liberal media pricks use it. Oh, and: Don’t care. What is the predonimant computer used in Video production? Macs. Don’t care.Graphic design? Macs. I told you, if you want to make pretty pictures or cute videos, have fun! And, Don’t care.Music production? Macs.More liberal commies. And Don’t care. Science? UNIX, Linux and Macs.Don’t care.Don’t care.Don’t care.
Windows may be on 90% percent of computers but that doesn’t mean they are better. There’s that inferiority complex again. I have never said windows was better, but you cannot STOP saying that mac is not worse. Methinks thou dost protest overmuch. Your logic is a little flawed. Why mess with logic when facts are all I need? If you like being a masochist, go right ahead. But keep that pocket-rocket handy the next time your Windows PC crashes for no reason at all. Wow, there’s that reading comprehension thing again.Maybe they offer a remedial reading class. Let me repeat for the slow witted: Windows 2000. Six years. Zero trouble. Ever. I bet you can even read that on a Mac.
You may have to entertain yourself while you clean up a virus or run some other rescure software to help you out. Nobody writes viruses for Commodore 64’s either. What would be the point?

Let’s look hard at facts. In every industry, in every machine, in every piece of industrial machinery that makes everything you see, all day, every day, everywhere, the machinery is run by PC’s. And they run with a level of reliability that MACs can never ever equal. Also: all of the software that’s made to network and talk to various pieces of industrial eqipment (presses. Mills. Lathes. Grinders. The list is huge) is made to run on PC’s and PC’s only. Hardened industrial PC’s have been in use now for so many years, that they have become the industry standard. From each piece of furniture you sit on, to every car you ride in, to every coffeemaker, to every blender to every refrigerator, from all the food producing plants to all the places that make rubber for your tires- in short, all of manufacturing has turned to the inexpensive, reliable, Windows based PC in either it’s normal configuration or embedded in a single board. Without Apple, a few people would have to go back to doing things by the old method- mostly, in the media. Without PC based computers, and their myriad offshoots, almost all of manufacturing would grind to a halt in short order.

And to clarify what I was saying to Limfoma Mbweebwee(GOD I love that name!!! I want to hear Mel Blanc saying that over and over) there are hundreds if not thousands of software suites in industry that will only run on PCs, and have never been written for and will never be written for a mac, because the industry standard is not Mac, the standard of industry is PC.
And I hate them both equally, like any sane man. No sane person wants to spend ten or more hours a day sitting in front of a computer, and the day I can never look at nor touch a computer again will be the happiest day of my life. mactards amuse me no end. Now, lest anyone think I’m being one sided about this, I’ll post this link, a short video by a diehard mac user who loves his mac. His name is Hunter Cressel and he wants to tell you how awesome his MAC experiences are. (I’m always amazed at this. Hunter is a serious mac user, who does excellent work, by the way, and the mactards beat him up like he was the antichrist.)

And just so I stay fair and balanced, and because Mac’s graphics and stuff are so much better, I’ll ask the guys who do a lot of gaming what they think:

And then there’s Apple’s new promotional campaign.

now, it is true, you can get a Mac to emulate Windows.

Pity you can’t have the last word, Imam. Oh, here’s a little quiz for you: In industry, (no, not the media industry, but the industry where people actually MAKE things) who uses apple computers? DINGDINGDING! Yes, Alex, that’s right! the businesses that are failing.
And Imam: what’s a pocket rocket? Is that an Itoy in the shape of His Almightyness Steve Job’s cock that you insert in your orifice of choice while you worship at the altar of the almighty Apple?