that day long ago when we began the wholesale destruction of the Native American population, after which we took their land.

I suggest we start another thanksgiving, where we celeberate the day we began the wholesale destruction of Islam, after which we’d take their oil. I have mid-august pencilled in, since there are no other major holidays at that time.

We’ll give the leftover muslims… casinos. Wait, been done. WHorehouses? Might work.