Too bad I wasn’t hunting turkeys
Because I saw eleven of the damned things. I walked right into them, I could have kicked one.
It is amazing to me, that as big as i am, I can still walk without making any noise at all. Helps that the grass was moist, the ground soft and the leaves waterlogged, but still: To walk into a flock of turkeys? Unheard of.
I bet people think you sneak up on them.
I guess if you try and move silently enough it kinda sticks and you do it without thinking.
I do get that some, yeah. “You scared the shit out of me!”