If you’re in the shower
standing under the showerhead, just enjoying the hot, hot water, and you ate half a dozen white castles the night before, don’t fart in the shower. It’s a really bad idea to be trapped in there with the heat, humidity, and unadulterated evil.
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The steam helps hold it in formation and slows the dissipation. Kind of like fart glue.
The only good thing about farting in the shower is in the event that the fart has a little extra Throw Weight. A shart, that is. You can wash off right then and there.
That has got to be one of the best moments a person can have alone.
Then, you really do find out if you can stand your own brand.
There’s just nothing better for the wife to come in right after you and say “Holy shit! What died in here?”
Umm… in my experience anyone who eats White Castle’s deserves what they get. *grin*
Har!
Never ate one. Never will. The smell always scared me off.
swmbo
Ha! Ok.
Point taken.
Now I have this mental image, thank you very much. *chuckles*
Did it look like
this?
Just gotta’ be a guy thing.LOL
I had to ask MrC what White Castles are—- now I understand. LOL some more.
At least it was only a fart.
Am I the only person that sliders don’t make gassy?