Welcome to the Church of Jesus Christ, Space Alien.
hey, it could have happened.
Consider: A group of aliens parks themself in synchronous orbit around the earth. They monitor the goings-on here, see the political status of the planet, see that there is a need for some change, and decide what to do.
They uncloak their ship, which appears as an unmoving star in the east. Day and night it can be seen, a glowing star brighter than any other. Geosynchronous orbit means it STAYS in the east, there is no “eastern sky” or “Western sky” to astronomers, even at that time, the constellations are alternately in the east and west at any time of the year. So a geosynchronous earth orbit would make the Eastern Star very plausible. In any event, it disapears after Christ’s birth.
Next: THey choose Elizabeth to bear a child. Genetically enhanced, elisabeth’s bloodline gives them the characteristics they want, but something goes wrong. So they look for a close relative. Mary is an excellent candidate, young, strong, but not “legal” so to speak. SO they get her ready anyway, a little work while she’s under sedation. It takes, and they have to make her understand so they show themselves to her. All of this stuff is perfectly possible with today;s technology, by the way. Anyway, if you think of what clothing was like then, and hygeine, a clean shaven, clean, nice looking man wearing a perfeclty pressed, bleached white tunic, would seem like an apparition to someone then, and that talk in the garden to Mary could have been just that. Joseph has to bne convinced inthe same way. Later, as Elisabeth’s son John the Baptist grows, we see his flaw, he has the skill of compassion and understanding, but he’s clearly not all there. Jesus acknowledges him as his predecessor, John acknowledges Jesus as “he who came after”. The aliens program Jesus’ DNA to make him very smart, very savvy, and build in a mechanism to watch and learn until he’s about thirty, then to tear the place up. Which he does quite nicely. THe very few glimpses we have of Jesus’ life before thirty, he is clearly a precocious child. When he is hung on a cross, the seeds he has planted will continue to grow for two thousand years and more.
hey, it could happen. Again, all the technology I have posited is more or less possible right this very minute.
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Yeah, You, John Smith and L. Ron. Have fun.
First you have to work at setting up types and figures in history to point to this creature. Moses, Pharaoh, David, etc. then you have to set up prophecies for a couple thousand years and see that he fulfills almost all of them to the letter, excluding those relating to his second coming.
We don’t have that technology. Maybe they do. Oh yeah, I forgot about the healing the lame, the blind and raising the dead, including himself.
Hey, people believe ElRon’s stuff. And Smith. You could probably get away with it.
hehe! Well, who is to say those were ‘really’ miracles?
The technology part I’d buy, but I’m not convinced that they could play all the politics correctly.
Happy New Year, Og. Blessings on you and the Ogwife, and all the little Oglets.
Just realized: Joseph Smith. Not John Smith.
I bought a book: “Everything You Wanted to Know about God but Were Afraid to Ask”.
First question: Does God really exist?
Answer: He seems to think He does.
Seriously, the technology stuff (even the miracles), even if I gave you that, is nothing compared to the 4000 years of prophetic utterance and types and figures in Jewish history. And remember Jesus prophesied the utter destruction of Jerusalem (among other things) and the Romans fulfilled it. These aliens would have to have time travel or foreknowledge.
I really don’t know if your sirius (get it?) or not, Og, but I can’t help but respond.
The doctrine isn’t that Jesus died on the cross to set a good example or leave some good words to live by, but that He paid the penalty owed to God for our transgressions so we could have a clean slate with God.
That’s the sustaining power behind His message lasting 2000 years.
The hope of a clean slate is something many people want. Particularly on New Years Eve!
Happy New Years, Og et al.
…And on the First Day, God made rifles…
Firstly, He made rifled barrels, next the Secant Ogive shape with which to make the ballistically perfect 168-gr, .308 caliber bullet.
Then, He made IMR powder, and modern, reloadable Boxer Primers, all in a fine drawn brass Cartridge.
Then, He caused humans to pay attention to Sight Alignment, Breath Control, and Trigger Squeeze, then, Lo! the sub-MOA iron-sight group was Born.
Ever since, fallible Men have been trying to achieve this Miracle of Birth, but Alas!, their eyes deteriorate, their breathing falters, and their hands become palsied, so they defile the Gospel, and get a Kalashnikov with a 40-round magazine, and they commit the unforgiveable sin of Spray and Pray.
Repent, Sinners! Bring forth from your gun safe that old Enfield, or Springfield or Mosin-Nagant, or revive the Prophet Mauser’s memory with a clean K98, but cast off your Kalashnikovs, smite your Stoners, forego your FALs. Come ye back to the Church of the Holy Boltie, all will be forgiven as you prostrate yourself in the perfect Prone position and utter My Hymn: Body alignment, weapon alignment, sight alignment, three breaths, let out half, and squeeeeeze.
Yea, though you walk in the valley of the Shadow of Death, no evil shall befall you, for you shall see and engage, then smite your enemy at such a range his blasphemous unaimed rattle will not harm you.
Believe on me! I am your Rifle, Caliber Thirty, Bolt Action, and I shall overcome!
Amen!
Ed, I’m having a little fun. I was in the seminary for SIX YEARS. I understand the “dogma”. I also know where the bodies are buried.
I figure, Og. I’ve just got one question: If I become a “boltie” do I have to wear saffron robes?
Camo.
I am a real space alien.
It’s irrelevant if you do not believe it. What is relevant are my plans for when and location on earth I will appear. My plan includes the person who will be first to welcome me. Question is, who on earth has the intestinal fortitude to step into this mystery and become the first human to welcome me to your planet earth? Zora
Welcome_space_aliens@yahoo.ca
Is anyone reading this? I am space alien commander Zora. Our planet plan on taking over your planet. We are looking for a leader to welcome me.
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