Spent a couple hours last night reading “Marley and Me”. Before losing consciousness, that is. Got about halfway through, should finish the balance at lunchtime.

Anyway, the idea of a dog named after Bob Marley must have gotten to me, because I dreampt all got-damned night.

I dreampt I was an entrepreneur who opened the very first McDonalds in Jamaica. I got some tourist trade, and that was IT. I was about to go under, and Bob Marley walked in. There was a field of jamaican stupidweed growing behind the building, so I started handing out rolling papers, Bob Marley sang in the parking lot, and everyone got high. Business boomed. I couldn’t keep hamburger in the place. Forget fries. By the end of the second week I was having to have the national guard airlift potatos in.

The upshot is, I have this jammed in my head. I’ll be humming it during mass. And I feel like I worked all night long and need to go back to bed.