Damn
Having gotten it running and found most of the trouble spots, the van is toast. It has a leaking head gasket, which probably means warped head from running sans coolant. Too much more work to consider doing. Knowing where to stop is the operative issue here.
Thanks to those who were going to help. It speaks well to your character that you offered, and sometimes, that is enough.

Too bad. It was a good try though. We need more people like you willing to put in effort to help others. The saddest legacy of the Welfare state may be that far to little efforts like yours happen because people like me make the excuse, “I gave at the office.” (With regard to paying income tax, which isn’t giving and only perpetuates the problem rather than solving it.
Damn…