No, I won’t be watching the super bowl today.
What? it’s not the super bowl? then what the fuck is all the excitement about?
Christ, it’s a game. Wanna make me watch? Put a fucking sniper in the stands, and give him a pass on one spectator and one player each game. ThEN I’d watch the goddamned thing like a hawk. Trust me, there’s ALWAYS some fucktard in the stands that could use a well-placed bullet, and when it comes to players making millions of dollars to play a game, well, I don’t need to say any more.
I like hunting and fishing, and indy car racing. At least there’s usually death of some kind involved, and if something don’t die, it ain’t a sport.
It’s Nascar for me. When Indycar went through the big split, they lost me. Besides, I’m still pissed from when Emo punted Al Jr. at Indy. An acceptable move in Nascar, but not (at the time) CART.
I never was big on spectator sports, myself. I enjoy doing some sports, but not watching others. Except for a good boxing match, but I haven’t seen one of those in over 30 years.
To bad you don’t live near me. I could hook you up as a temp security at the new track they have here near Newton. At least one IRL race for this year as well as a schedule of other national class races at a schedule of 1 every other week or so. iowaspeedway.com has details.
Uggh
My favorite sport is fish…. err…Hunt….errr…aww crap.
Killin’ things and eating ’em.
My second favorite sport is camping. Because camping multiplies exponentially the opportunities to kill things. Then you have a place all set and ready to cook and eat ’em. Then you can relax, have a drink, go to bed and sleep. Then you can get up and be right there to kill more things. Rinse and repeat.
What? You’re not a fan of LaCrosse? Just like hockey except the fights are guaranteed?
How about Rolerball….I bet you would have given your left nut to see a real RollerBall league.
Road racing, okay. I just can’t get excited about a bunch of cars that only…turn…left.
Hunting, yes. Shooting in general. And, of course, motorcycles.