Dog fartblogging
With the dog sleeping with us, there are officially three mammals farting in our bed at any given time.
The dog usually drops one off just before he goes to sleep, and while it’s vile, he’s only a small dog, so they have no hang time. The wife is a proper lady, and therefore will not fart in public, saving her emissions for after she goes to sleep and her inhibitions relax; she lets of stacatto strings of small farts, after each of which, the dog thumps his tail three or four times against the mattress- thumpthumpthump. As if he was giggling.
I still leave the other occupants of the room clawing at the door in a frantic effort to escape, so I haven’t lost my skills. of course.
12 comments Og | Uncategorized
oh, damn…. that is funny… except, of course, for those in scenting distance…:)
Helluva fart-sack {/Greaseman} ya got goin’ there. ;-)
We K’s would have been formidable rivals when Darwin was still around. He used to burrow under the covers and let ‘er rip.
Fortunately, Pixel prefers her doggy bed which is on the floor, so there is the dissipation factor.
Og, you just made me spit out Bud Light. For shame. But this was funny as hell.
“She lets out a stacatto string of small farts, after each of which the dog thumps his tail three or four times…”
Bro, you have a symphony going on here. All you guys need is a conductor!
You have a talent indeed, Og! ;P
I take it then that even on the coldest nights you do not sleep with your head under the covers?
Farts are funny. Doesn’t matter how old you are.
James, spitting out Bud Light is the best thing you can do with it, except to not drink it to begin with.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that has the same… uh, issue.
I was laughing so hard,I thought I was going to crack a rib. Excuse my while I wipe my tears.
You have inspired me to have venison sausage with sauerkraut tonight.
Rick, I’m sorry. Next time I’ll spit out Miller Lite ;-)
Bored?