Paging Mr Gore:
Where’s my global warming, Mr Gore?
Wait- a heat wave! It’s 7! I should take my bike to wortk today, to reduce my emissions. Of course, I have to take 180 lbs of tools and it’s 72 miles one way, but that isn’t a big deal, I’m protecting the earth, after all.
I want my global warming today to.
It’ll hit 75 here in Dallas today, but that’s pretty much normal.
Sounds like you are not doing enough to fuel (har!) the spread global warming.
You need to keep up. It’s not “global warming” anymore, it’s “global climate change”. The current hippie pravda is that global warming makes it cold.
Careful, they’ll restock all of those books from the late 70’s in the bookstores again about the new Ice Age caused by smog blocking out the sun. Just change the copyright from 1979 to 2007, and presto!
Last year, George Bush didn’t care about black people, so he ordered all of those terrible hurricanes. I wonder why he ordered none this year. We had this warm winter, but nobody appreciated it, so Bush sent us a cold blast.
Can we ruin the earth in areas? We can do tons of damage in a micro way. Chernobyl, plus all the filthy dumps left over from the Warsaw Pact People’s Republics. But change the whole earth? When we one day knock a tornado out of the sky, or deflect a hurricane back out to sea, then I’ll believe it.
Mmmm… seven.
How come you got all the heat?
I had minus zero this morning (how do you get a minus zero??) on the climatic global warming indicator.
Can’t wait for that warm weather to get here in NH.
Went to a special town meeting tonight- looked like all the furbearers in the northeast have perished.
I think that you’d exceed the weight limit of the Zuke with the tools added. Oh, damn!
I can’t remember the last time I rode. It’s warping my brain. (Yeah, yeah, I know.Bite me.) I get Honda Deprival Syndrome if I don’t wring out a bike on some twisty roads every so often.
I will have to re-learn to ride in the spring, I swear.
Mr. Gore can’t answer. He’s in hiding, so folks don’t see him sweating like a whore in church. That’s easier than having to explain this “meltdown” that’s happening in much of the country right now.