Neanderpundit

Friday 09 Feb 2007

You know you spend too much time at AutoZone

when the staff gives you a valentines day card. And chocolates. In a box with the distributor cap you just bought.

I’m not making this up.

on 10 Feb 2007 at 8:32 am n5

Midwest here I come.
on 10 Feb 2007 at 10:45 am Dick

That’s a sure sign that you need to buy a new car.
on 10 Feb 2007 at 10:52 am Og

Not for my car.
on 11 Feb 2007 at 9:16 am Grumpy Old Ham

You are special.

I went to my favorite Advance yesterday. It’s the one where the manager suggested opening a commercial account since I drop about $100/month there (six cars+two college kids adds up).

Anyway, bought some engine and throttle body cleaner not ‘cuz I needed it, but just because it was on sale.

No card, no box of chocolates, nothing.

To add injury to insult, kid#2 called at 0230 this morning to let me know he’d been hit in a parking lot. Another fine mess about to unfold.
on 11 Feb 2007 at 12:32 pm Broad

Well, if you’d stop flashing them your tits every time you went in …
on 11 Feb 2007 at 1:02 pm og

I do have me some mighty big tits.