Are pork rinds illegal?
Christ in a Chrysler, I went to fifteen places tonight before I found a damned pork rind. I needed something that I could eat that was crunchy. Damned fools.
Meantime, the low blood sugar and lack of carbs is making me wonder things. Like why God, in his infinite wisdom, gave me nipples. No, I’m not talking about tits, I did that to myself by eating like a swarm of locusts- just, what use is a nipple on a man?
Almost time for House. Seeya later.
12 comments Og | Uncategorized
Well, my nipples bring me immense pleasure. I leave the details to your imagination, mercifully.
Velociman, your nipples bring EVERYONE immense pleasure.
I’m scared of that conversation.
yeah…
Oh, pork rinds are actually listed as a health food nowdays.
Very grossed out by both strains of this conversation. And how the hell does fried pork fat become a health food?
Pork rinds are yummy… hope you stocked up when you found them.
VMan already pointed out what I was going to offer re: the nipples on men, so, I can leave now.
I could tell you why men have nipples, but I’d have to get all scientific on you…..
I’ve heard it’s because EVERYONE starts out female. The male hormones kick in later.
I hang round pork rinds on my nipples.
Sorry…..could not stop myself.
Pork Rinds suck, you were better off not finding any.
Says a man who deliberately drinks bad beer and probably eats Haggis.
Pork rinds are about the only legal crunchy thing on Atkins. They become an essential staple. I just wish they didn’t go soggy so fast when dipped or smothered in whatever.
Og, you need to listen to Justin Wilson telling his joke, “Just In Case”. It explains perfectly what nipples are for on a man.