Weight loss and wedgies.
Atkins takes weight off you pretty quickly. I’ve lost a few pounds, and I can tell, though I do not have a scale, because I’ve moved a notch up my belt.
This has a couple of effects:
1: the slightly looser pants are constantly riding, and
2: the riding action of the pants pulls down my underwear.
Now, this is not nearly as painful as a wedgie, but it is damned sure uncomfortable. I am constantly hitching up my pants and each time they drop down again my underdrawers slide down a bit further, until they’re bunched up at my crotch. I can’t just drop trou, either. because all my stuff is hanging out. SO I have to find a bathroom, get into a stall, and practically disrobe so I can pull everything back up again and make it where it’s supposed to be.
Washing the jeans will snug ’em up, but still…
Maybe I should invent underdrawer suspenders.
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I find that issue on the rare ocassion I wear supermans.
I should blow my brains out now, huh?
Nah. I’ll make the first pair of Gaucho Garters especially for you. You gotta model ’em, though.
double sided sticky tape?
Why not go commando ? I can’t believe I said that.
swmbo
I found that be wearing suspenders I can keep my pants up..I get asked once in a while why I wear them ole suspenders..I just reply that they probably don’t want to see my old butt
SWMBO: Problem with going commando is your pants STILL fall down — and then where are you?
M
in jail, according to mrs Du Toit
SWMBO, here’s as good a reason as any:
http://neanderpundit.com/?p=386
I wouldn’t want to see any pictures of that.
Safety pin the band of the shorts to the waistband of the pants, under the belt so people don’t see you walking around with your shorts safety pinned to your pants. Just in a couple of places, or the elastic will rip.
Man, the worst part of initially losing weight is that the once solid flab is now loose jiggly flab, making me look “fatter” than before a diet. Then of course the fat does not go away uniformly, so one part slims down before the other catches up and joins the parade. It’s the middle of a diet that is the sucky part.
Hub.Never mind. Not a topic for mixed company.
swmbo
I know what you mean.
I have lost 63 pounds since November on an Atkins like diet (Medifast).
All of my pants are loose, some of my shirts now look like moo moos.
I have shrank down past the point of my curent belt.
But it helps you feel better.
Good luck with your diet.
Keep up the great work.