What if..
What if things tasted like the things they most resembled? What if ovoid, irregularly shaped Pistachios tasted like ovoid, irregularly shaped Oysters? What if apples, oranges, pomegranates all tasted the same, but bananas tasted like cock? What if apricots tasted like dried ears, and tacos tasted like woodruff keys? What if Baby Ruth bars tasted like dog turds?
Man, I need to get more sleep.
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I thought you were going to say what if tacos tasted like…
Nevermind.
I’m never eating a banana again, either.
I’m off to Taco Bell now.
Yes, please – more sleep will help I am sure.
:^0
Either sleep or prescriptive medication…
If tacos taste like… What would fish tacos taste like??
I’m heading to t-bell too. and Knew there was a good reason I never ate bananas.
so now, I can never eat bananas in pubic… er, public again.
If bananas tasted like cock, I for one would have a much better social life.
You’re one tough bastard if you’ve been eating woodruff keys to test the flavor.
Baby Ruth bars probably wouldn’t sell well with that taste…
Jeffro, I’m just happy someone knew what a woodruff key was.
Og, I grew up (and still live) on a farm. Seems like we have a lot of machinery that has pulleys and sprockets. Set screws just wouldn’t cut it.
Jeffro, we are brothers of the Woodruff key. Maybe we should form a society.
Someone didn’t know what a woodruff key was?
Does this also mean that Daily Kos diarists taste like asshole?
I normally eat what I shoot, but I guess there’s always an exception… :)