Just when you think your rowdy days are behind you
you get thrown out of a bar.
Well, I didn’t all by myself, the group I was with did. One of my colleagues has moved on to other, greener pastures, and yesterday was his last day. So we went to a local watering hole, and tipped a few. Well, I didn’t, but i did have ONE, in his honor. The rest of the crew, however….
Suffice to say that the manager came to the table several times to suggest we desist in any of several different activities, and the bartender cut us off after two guys ended up under the table, ostensibly wrestling but really more like a gropefest. I nearly had to pop one guy because he didn’t seem to want to keep his hands off the one (married) lady present, and finally the manager requested we depart. We did pay the tab and make a considerable donation to the college fund of our waitress.
While I was not inebriated I was also not entirely innocent of the shenanigans of the crew. I simply prefer to be less obvious, and more devious. Like mixing Wasabi into one guy’s beer, which he blamed on the person next to him, which ended up in a wrestling match, the result of which was a fine spray of stout in the hair of all present.
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What kind of taverns are you hanging out in that have Wasabi laying around? Usually, there’s just 99 cent bags of peanuts, or bowls of popcorn to nibble on.
“Hey, Earl, when you bring my next MGD, gimme another bowl of Wasabi for these here pretzel sticks, will ya?”
Where it work, it’s yuppie central. Even the shot-and-beer places serve charred ahi tuna.
I haven’t been launched from a quality drinking establishment in eons.
I’m proud of you.
What’s ahi tuna?
Dirk, some yuppie crap.
I haven’t been kicked out of a bar since my buddy Jay offered a stripper $5 to put her clothes back on….
And then drove home at 70MPH?
Tch-tch.
M
prevailing speed, mark
You? Shenanigans?
Just not able to picture that :-)
… good for you, big guy….
Who left?
How is it going with the new job?
Still have same cell number?
Take it easy.
Man, it’s been almost a year since I was thrown out of a bar…literally. I was picked up and tossed.
I got thrown out of a Roy Rogers once. Does that count?