And yea,
verily did the Anarchangel slay the small, saucer shaped fowl, and there was much rejoicing; thus did the people praise the Lord’s mighty power, and grovel in awe in his presence, and they didst feast on the fruit-bat, and the orang-outang, and the pate, and the breakfast cereal.
The lord looked down upon His People, and in His mighty Eye, he found it good.
And then did the Lord speak:
“Verily, with my Rod and my Staff I shall shepherd you,
and with my 1911A1 I shall slay the unbelievers
and there will be great celebration
and John Moses Browning will come down
like an angel from Heaven, and he will bring my blessing
upon the blowback automatics
and the gas-operated machine rifles
and the Holy Shotgun of Antioch, the Browning A-5.”
And again, didst the people rejoice,
even unto the rejoicing too much,
and Kurdosh of the Jamekites lamenteth
” Verily, I hath eaten the entire thing”
and much Bicarbonite of Soda was consumed.
um… geting ready for a good day at the range?
Eat, Drink, and shoot stuff?
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil for I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley.
“I got better”
And verily, much passing of foul wind was witnessed to great amusement of the anointed. And soothing salve was generously applied to the skin that was exposed to the mighty sun, where before it was hidden all the cold dark days of winter.
Thus spake the Browning Automatic Rifle. And the people shouted, ‘Amen’
And thus he spake: “Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!”