The most perfect night of the year so far
and the hotel doesn’t have a single room with a window that opens.
Whoever the sorry fuck was that fell out of a third floor window and caused the rest of us to have to suffocate in closed rooms, I hope you did a bang up job. Bastard.
I believe the trial lawyers are to blame for this one.
Poor hotel has to now cover its ass.
Could be the lawyer that pushed on the window and fell out of one of the tall building in new york. Seems he was demonstating how the window would not open.
After the lawyer won that lawsuit, he went out and bought a motorcycle. First time out, he wicks it into a turn and crashes because he left the side stand down.
My favorite response to that lawsuit, are side stands that fold up as soon as you take the weight off of them.
First high wind that lifts the parked scoot up a bit, the stand folds up and the bike falls down! Bastard!!!