My stomach is attempting to escape
As opposed to revolt- actually, my stomach has been revolting for quite some time now.
No, I think it’s trying to evert itself like a starfish gut and find a tasty morsel.
In other news, I’m now so empty that I suspect I will be able to whistle in a crosswind.
Oh Og, I certainly hope to be viewing your postings VERY SOON after your surgery. Hope all goes wel. Good luck! :)