Since last thursday AM, I have eaten nothing except very small amounts of cottage cheese, broth, and sugar free popsicles. I have not been a happy camper.

I have been experimenting with different spices on the cottage cheese to change thinsg around, and I have had some luck. Celery seed, for instance, is nice. So, I think, would be ground dill- whole dill seed, on the other hand, is a definite no. Garlic? Way no. Mustard: not bad. Cinammon: ummmm, no. Ok, maybe. Paprika, maybe.

The upshot of all this is that without putting anything solid in, nothing solid comes out. With a diet of jello and popsicles and cottage cheese, you tend to shit gravy in fluorescent colors. The food colorings go through your system utterly unscathed, so it’s a mixture of FD& C Yellow #6 and bilirubin, which makes for some interesting greens.

Also,. since I have been limiting my experiences to one spice at a tiem, I can safely say I can identify most spices by the smell of the shit they create. What value this will have to me in future is not for me to know.