I’m not dead yet!
I don’t want to go on the cart
I will be having my surgery on tuesday. it’s a pretty simple procedure and I expect it to go smoothly. The doctor seems to be a bit on the sawed-off side, so I suggested she get a pair of these:
She’ll probably need them to reach up over my ginormous bulk.
I wonder if they give the anaesthesilogist and folks a chair to sit in during the operation? I want ’em to be comfy.
I’ll post a couple times, but I wanted Dick to have the run of the place just in case, you know, Dagon or Sir Fredrick Fucktard showed up. he’d know what to do. Dick would be ever so pleased to kick their asses up past their shoulderblades, and I want to see that happen.
Additionally, my old friend and confidant mlle. Jenny (Jenny! Jenny!) will be keeping watch, and should I snuff it, the two of them will get to fight over the rights to party- on the blog, so to speak.
Keep a happy thought. Now, yardwork!
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Good luck, man. Try to be nice to the staff and avoid physical altercations until your all well and strong again.
We’ll say a prayer for the hospital staff and your family.
ditto Fodder.
Good luck, bro!
Finally getting that lobotomy?
Too late, Charles.
Good luck. Hurry back.
Personally I prefer a bottle in front of me. Sending prayer your way Og.
Yes you are! Keep quiet!
Ahem… He’s dead folks. You’ll have to move along now.
Here’s a tip: Under no circumstances threaten the operation crew in any way prior to their descending upon you.
I know it’s been hard in the past, but maybe use that hollow space you’ve grown on your wonderful liquid diet of the past 10 days to hide away some of your more threatening bulk.
Thereby inventing a whole new meaning to “suck it in.” :)
Best wishes for you, sensei.
Indeed, pascal. I learned from the airlines: Always be the very model of civility to those who can make your life hell.
Best of luck, og.
Remember. I am swinging in to get you on the way to Sturgis one of these years…
You’re going to post after-surgery scar pictures, right?
Og, I wish you a speedy recovery from your surgery.
harv- if I show em to you, will you lick ’em?
Og, all the best to you and you (and the hospital crew) are in my thoughts. And I reaaaaallllllly don’t want to know if Harvey does…
I do :)
You will be fine, I just know it.
Holdin thumbs from here Seffrika… the land where people live in jail and the crimminals have 5 star treatment.
Speedy recovery wishes to you ! Everyone I know that has had any version of the “bypass” has done great and is back at their normal routines in no time at all.I am a little bit jealous…..well, a LOT jealous. There’s no fighting with my insurance company.
swmbo
If you die, I’m gonna so mess up this site;)
Best wishes for a speedy recovery from the operation, and for its results.