Dick here while Og’s having the varicose vein procedure done on his ballsack.

Hey, is it just me, or does anybody else want to see a video of Sheryl Crow wiping her ass with just one square of toilet paper? Actually, I’d really like to see if it could be done, especially considering some of the Episiotomy inducing bombs I’ve dropped over the years.
Sheryl baby, you make the video and send it to me. I can promise that I’ll do my level best to distribute it around in order to make your anal induced dreams come true.

What the fuck happens to people when they become wealthy and famous? Do they all become seven different shades of stupid? Do they drink some sort of special water, which gives normal folks the shits, but in their case it destroys brain cells? I know it doesn’t happen in every case, but it damn sure seems to happen alot. You’d think some tiny bit of reality might reach up, and slap these idiots about their heads and shoulders. Maybe even knock a little sense into them, but Miss Crow once again proves that a pretty voice and pretty face (I’d do her) have absolutely dick to do with what’s resting inside her brainpan. God damned tree huggers. They should be skewered, alive.

Here Sheryl, I want you to go hang out with these nice folks.

Have a good one and if Og wants me to fuck up his living room carpet again tomorrow, I’ll be back.