Half a dozen new orifices and a reclaimed old one
I have five big pieces of tape on my belly, and a wad of crap on my hand where they poked in a tube that must have been as big as a nail. The new orfi seem to be healing nicely, though I’m no judge. And the pain is not sharp or bad just a dull ache like I’ve been Buford Pussered to the gut.
A while ago, contemplating my navel, I discovered it sealed with some substance, which turned out to be a remnant of the adhesive they use to glue that damned sterile visqueen to you. Then it dawns on me: I’m bald from chest to crotch. This is gonna itch like a bitch.
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Baby oil should soften the itch quite nicely.
I am really anxious to hear how this works out for you. Before Dick makes me pose for Fatty Friday.
Glad it’s going as well as it is, and hope everything — including the itching — is over quickly.
Glad to hear all is well. Any rumblings of the tumblings will cause your digestion/bowels to shut down. So it won’t just be peeing you’ll be looking forward to.
Nice to hear you bitching and moaning. That’s always a good sign.
Congratulations and God speed recovering.
Fodder & Commandress
HAH!
It’ll be good news for Ogwife, at any rate.
Oh, and just so you know, I STILL haven’t forgiven you for our conversation Monday night. The tics …
I got more where that came from, Broad. Lots more.
Oh ho ho, I’d forgotten about that–when I had hernia surgery last year (inguinal and naval) they used superglue to seal the external cuts. My belly button was full of glue. Took a while to dig the stuff out.
hand lotion on the shaved areas will help with the itching…. That’s what I told the patients I had to shave-prep back when I was a med-surg orderly.
BAWhahaha!!
I hate shaving in the first place, being shaved head to crotch would suck!
You have my sympathy (as soon as I stop snickering)