My plan for saving the world from itself
Each person who reads this blog should spend the next week wiping with one square of asswipe, then mailing it to
Sheryl Crow
c/o The Sheryl Crow Fanclub
Fanscape
3201 W. Cahuenga Blvd
Los Angeles CA 90068
USA
If anyone has a better address than that, leave it in comments and I’ll replace this one.
Oh, and when you’ve wiped with that one, grab an armload and finish the job. And for god’s sake wash your hands.
Use a ziploc, if you please.
No. No. NO. Have some compassion; fear for the poor girl. Those who helped her build her celebrity have already filled her skull to bursting with brains.
I’m using Fed-Ex.
I’d hate to see her miss out on the essence.
Yeah, I have to agree with you on this one, my intense dislike of Sheryl notwithstanding.
I thought her hairbrained idea was just so… so… stupid doesn’t even begin to cover it…
She’s welcome to come over and attempt to wipe my ass with one sheet….
Just let me know in advance so I can hit Hooters for some Guinness and hotwings.
Next thing she will be saying we should use a rock/clod/dirt like Osama does…