This itching- it’s driving me NUTS!!
And as I can’t yet shower it’s that much worse.. later today, though.
So I’m trying to import a crew of long-fingernailed midgets from Singapore to scratch my itching hairless belly. There’s just too much of it for one man to do by himself.
Hire American midgets, dammit!
Yeah, right.
You have any fucking idea how much union midgets cost?!?!
The other solution is to keep shaving every day! :-)
Og,
I’m in Singapore and I’ll telling you…. we’re all out on this end….
Dang. Guess I’ll have to get vietnamese. They’re so damned skinny, though. And those pushed in faces. hey, Fiona, you have some pretty nice fingernails… and your mom&dad probably have some extra frequent flyer miles….
If ya want midget-scratchin’, you can’t go wrong with those Bangkok imports.