Drop thirty three bucks at your local barber and go for the whole shooting match. I feel and look almost like a human being now. Certainly a lot less like my masthead photo.

Damn,it was nice. Sitting back in that bigass red leather chair. Resting my feet up on that padded flipover footrest. Having him come back four times with the hot towel, wrap it around your face, shave off trhe coarse hair with the grain, then against the grain, hot towel again, shave off the fine hair, do a complete shave with the grain, another hot towel, against the grain, trim sideburns, mustache, nose and ear hair, back of your neck, massage your face and neck, shoulders, dust you down with that big horsehair brush and talc.

I’m ready for about everything, now.