Lazarus is still useless as hell.
Cooney is still healthy, and fine, thanks for all your prayers and thoughts- bt the cat is still some kind of useless.
The other night, I saw him laying in the kitchen, and a mouse ran right across his paws from under the stove to under the sink. He was oblivious.
Now, cooney was never a mouser- he will catch and kill a rabbit, once in a while, but mice apparently just don’t interest him. Still, you’d think that a mouse right on your paw would be a treat for a cat, right?

Hell, I probably would have let the mouse go too.
Second verse, same as the first:
LEAVE COONEY ALONE.
(and glad my boyfriend’s fine!)
When you start feeding the cat, you can decide what happens to him. Besides, I am the one who RESCUED the cat.
Which reminds me… why don’t they make mouse-flavored cat food?