Now this will just piss you off.
As my body adjusts to the new plumbing mods, I find that (due, at least in part to the much smaller volume of food I’m eating) I only have a solid BM about every three days. No, that’s not a big deal, I don’t care how often I shit. What IS a huge deal, is the aroma, and the fact that the shit floats.
This can only mean one thing.
Farts I should be inflicting on my fellow travellers, nasty, annoying, stinky farts, are being concentrated in my shit, and getting flushed. Now I’m pissed, I swear.
Oh hell, now I set something off with my last comments! :-)
You need to start experimenting with a wider variety of foods ASAP… so you don’t disappoint your fellow travelers.
Remember two things bud.
What goes in, comes out, and it’s quality, not quantity.
Try a couple of not quite fully boiled eggs and call me in the morning.
Sir! Yes Sir!
Eat too much sugar free chocolate. After you’re done shitting through a screen without hitting any wires, the recovery will include some impressive gas. The main problem is that there is no definite line between finishing the liquid droppings and the eruptions of gas – sometimes they are somewhat blended, resulting in the highly entertaining electric fart.
If you were up here, I found the combination for the most vile gastro-stench combination I’ve ever produced. I’d be willing to share it with you.
I’ve had two coworkers argue about who had the worst gas, and then show up the next day having eaten their particular poison and prove their flatulance excellence.
They cleared out one entire wing of the floor we were working on. It was ungodly.