Will someone please standardize the fly location? Son of a bitch. When I have to pee, I have to PEE. I don’t have time to be digging arouind.

I am apparently at that ‘awkward” stage where I’m too big for “normal” pants and too small for “fatass” pants, so all the pants I can get are wierd compromises. Consequently unless I wear the waistband under my armpits, most pants dont’ fit too well.

THe other consequence ofd this is that they seem to think that a 4″ long fly is enough. maybe- if all you’re gonna do is take the pants OFF. Me, I like to unzip my fly and piss, and the famned fly stops short. By several inches. So I either have to pull the bastards down, or lift Roscoe up over the ‘cliff” and point him back down to do the business at hand. Which, I’m here to tell you, is damned uncomfortable.

Women must design men’s clothes. I guess it’s a fair trade for the shoes thing.