Can Islam be so bad?
I mean, seriously. If we were to let islam take over, Men would have the upper hand- permanently. No more NOW. No more “Pro choice” movement. No more rights for women, at all, ever. And we could just kill anyone we disliked, as long as they were not muslims. We wouldn’t even have to give up our faith; people as famous as Rambam (or at least his father) were crypto jews under Islam.
Sure, we’d have to give up pork chops, which would suck- and bacon. But we could have a huge underground of clandestine bacon, and maybe even figure a way to graft Bacon onto housepets.
Giving up dogs would suck, of course, but one must make sacrifices.
Nah, fuck it. Nuke them all.
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Two words – “beef bacon”…
Giving up pork and beer? No way.
you have a point. i’ve been wanting some stinky ass scented fucktards to beat me with a staff for sometime now, and the clit mutilation–off the hook. good times, you definitely have a few valid points.
emdfl, hilarious, beef bacon. mmmmm, bacon.
I couldn’t handle that bowing toward Mecca thing.
Bad knees, bad back… Islam is a young man’s religion :-)
Nukem till they glow, shoot survivors in the dark.
As the token Buddhist among your readership, I have to say, I just couldn’t handle the badnasty karma I would rack up with all the heathen praying, Koran-memorizing, wife-beating, etc. The karma I’ll rack up from my country nuking them, I think I can handle that.
Karma like that, I wouldn’t wish on nobody, More.
Yeah, I want to wear a fucking burqua. I’ll shoot your ass first.
Spread that attitude around, Kelster.
“And we could just kill anyone we disliked, as long as they were not muslims.”
Aw, hell, no. Muslims kill muslims alla time, ya know. Why change?
Do not forget the benefits of wiping your ass with your hand, and camel fucking.
Maybe if I had two boys instead of a boy and a girl I could agree with your initial sentiment.
But the thought of some rat-bastard camel-raper smacking my little princess around fills me with a white-hot rage. Not to mention that, based on her performance thus far on her four short years on this planet, she’d stand for it for about 10 seconds before ripping the bastard’s arm clean off…
Touch my beer and I’ll gut ever last one of the fuckers and laugh while they try crawling away from the vultures pecking at their spilled intestines.
Satire at it’s best… served by Og!
I second the last sentence… :-)
Hmmm just a thought, if we nuke em till they glow, and the sand all turns to glass … will that make it easier to see where the oil is??
She’d do it with a shiny new pistol too.
Lmao!
In case anyone doesn’t know, I’m a cock chugging coward who hasn’t the balls to use his own email address. but hell, here’s my IP information, in case anyone is coming to Littleton Colorado and wants to assfuck me.
(ed: I don’t know if the ARIN Whois address and phone number belong to this asshat, so don’t inundate the poor fuck with calls)
Why caint we all jes git along…? Because I’m a retard, that’s why.