Hard to believe it was a WEEK AND A DAY ago when I was in ferris. Based on mileage alone, it feels like a year ago.

Best memory: The sound of a machine gun, going “thuka-thuka-thuka-thuka” in the background. Kim DuToit saying, between rounds “That’s the sound of Freedom”.

Funniest memory: Chou saying “You didn’t change” and then rooting around in her back seat showing off the tightness of her jeans, and turning to see me holding up my filthy black jeans and shirt. “Oh, you just have the same outfit on”. No, guys don’t wear “outfits”.