Just a thought
Why not send the violent criminals collected through the United States to places like Chicago, and California, where the lack of firearms will render them completely harmless? I’d buy a guy a bus ticket in a heartbeat, if I thought it would do some good. What say ye? I hear Morton Grove is nice this time of year.
Ack! Not Kalifornistan. Some of us here are actually rationale, though we could never show it for fear or being stoned to death.
Just keep them out of Mundelein. There’s a lady there for whom I still harbor fond thoughts.
Sorry, Linoge, but I’m sure the concerned, generous citizens of Kalifornistan and Daleystan would be delighted to give some criminals another chance to get back on their feet, which is, as we all know, all they really need.
Ahhhh you could send them all out here to Rockford. The 2nd3rd FORTH largest town in Illinois. Not that I want them closer to my neck of the woods, but “The Forest City” has such a complex already, and is consistently dumped on by both the asshats from Chicago (and the Chicago metro area) as well as the other asshats in Springfield. We may as well ask for them directly just to cut down on the suspense factor.
Kalifornicate is full. You send any more criminals this way and we’ll have to start deporting illegal immigrants…wait a sec…Kalifornicate is full. Send them to DaleyLand.
For Christ’s sake, we’ve got gangbangers in my little burg now and we haven’t even put out a bounty on the buggers yet.
Open season will do, but I’d rather be reemberrsed for the ammo used.
I say put them all on an island and let them fight it out amongst themselves. Great way to get rid of unwanted scum, AND we could capitalize on it by making it a Reality TV Show!
well, maybe not…
No, Fox would run with that. Just be sure to leave plenty of guns ‘n’ ammo laying about on that island. And make sure there are plenty of sharks in the waters around it.
I’d watch that. And I hate reality shows.