Papa’s got a brand new troll
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One of my illegitimate blogfathers, Mark Alger, has a new troll called Lou. Lou is a hippie. Apparently, an illiterate hippie, because of the things to which he “eludes”(sic)
Here’s a little primer on the truth, Lou, because apparently you’ve missed it:
Liberal/socialist/communist plans have always failed, will always fail, have never succeeded, will never succeed. No matter which new broom attempts to sweep the old failures under the rug, they always fail. Conservatives don’t always get things right, but liberals always get everything wrong. Always have, always will. Don’t take it personally, we know you’re only delivering the official party line, and it amuses us no end. Just try to stretch those neurons a bit, and discover the truth.
A couple of examples: Freedom of speech does not mean the freedom to tell dick jokes on the radio. Freedom does not lie solely in the ability of a woman to kill a fetus. Freedom means people doing things YOU don’t like, and saying things you don’t like, too. Like the unequivocal fact that liberalism is a disease like Islam is a disease, and the fewer humans have it the better the world is.
He’s not even a good troll.
yeah, pretty much just a whiney pussy.
Back when we were teenagers, we used to hang out in that one house in the neighborhood — you know the one, the parents were cool, the kids were popular, there was always something going on.
Their dad was the one who belonged to the Southern Ohio Coon Hunters Association, where we used to go and plink on weekends. He was nicknamed the Dirty Old Man — a.k.a. the D.O.M.
Whenever we got into a political argument — this was the ’60s, we were all junior-grade hippie wannabes (even the ones going to Catholic , schools), the DOM was a WWII vet and a mine superintendent, so they were frequent around THAT particular kitchen table — the DOM would call Lou “Louise” for his relentless knee-jerk liberalism.
Back then, he put on this air of being well-informed and above it all. From this remove, it looks, well… knee-jerk and left-leaning.
About the first thing Lou wrote to me here recently when he stumbled across BTB was, “When did you turn into [the DOM]?”
Heh.
M
my guess would be when you became an adult.
Actually, I think there is a method to his madness. If you go to his website, it is a big advertisement. I think he comes off so outrageous not only because he is an idiot, but to also generate interest in people visiting his site.
Bob;
I guess. If he thinks he’s going to draw interest from a conservative political site to a C-grade soft-core porn producer. ::shrug:: I’d be embarrassed, but… Whatever.
M
Some people never grow up – they’re always that snotty know-it-all kid from high school who couldn’t actually find his own ass with both hands and a map.
Kinda sad, actually.