“I’m not George W Bush!”
“I’m SO much more not George W Bush than you!”
“I’m so much more not George W Bush than you I’m a WOMAN!”
blank stares
“Well, I am!”
openmouthed incredulity
“I have a CHILD, for christ’s sake!”

“Yeah, right. I’m so much more not George W Bush than ALL of you that I’m Black, and a MUSLIM!”
“But I’m barely even HUMAN!”