Man, shower farts are just the worst, aren’t they? No layer of cotton fabrics to muffle and diffuse the anal exhale, then there’s all that warm air rising from the hot water, bringing all those micro-fecal particles up to your face!
I usually get one ripsnorter leaking out while I squat to scrub my feet & calves. I’ve got to get this spare tire off my middle so I can bend over instead of squatting and not have my nose so close to the exhaust port…
Shower door, or curtain?
curtain. Thank god this is a hotel.
You two and your ‘crap bloging’, absolutely cracks me up!! Thanks for the good laugh this am.
The Greeks had a word for that … OOOOPTA! *grin*
Man, shower farts are just the worst, aren’t they? No layer of cotton fabrics to muffle and diffuse the anal exhale, then there’s all that warm air rising from the hot water, bringing all those micro-fecal particles up to your face!
I usually get one ripsnorter leaking out while I squat to scrub my feet & calves. I’ve got to get this spare tire off my middle so I can bend over instead of squatting and not have my nose so close to the exhaust port…