Eeeevil republicans.
Couple of friends have blogged about how disapointed they are that the eevil republicans have once again gotten into office.
Well, I’m kinda busy now, but right after I finish oppressing the poor and forcing women to have unwanted babies at gunpoint, I’ll splain a few things
That’s better. Anyway, where was i? Oh, yes. Evil republicans won again. Well, rest assured that we’ll only have the country four more years. We need to build it up again from the last failed social experiment called “democratic leadership”. When we’ve gotten the economy strong, and working people are proud of what they do again, and get to keep the money they are making again, then we’ll probably hand the country off to Hillary, and she can do her level best to fuck it up again. Sorry, I need to go back to exerting my control over what women do with their bodies again.
You know, occasionally having a man exert control of your body can be very nice… but you’re probably talking about something else here. ;-)
And please… don’t say the H word. Do we really want Bill as first lady, er I mean first man? I’m just now relaxing from fears of Kerry in the Whitehouse , I can’t take 4 years of stressing over the possibility of another Clinton Administration.
You know…
I…..
Well,…
But….
Sheesh. I just don’t know what to say.
I’m kidding about the Cankled Basilisk, of course. Not enough plastic surgeons in the world to make HER electable in 08.
I think you misread the schedule, Og. This is my week to exert control over womens’ bodies. You’re perpetuating the ‘liberal media’ myth this week.
You’d think we would have known better than to have the VWRC oppression schedule printed up in Palm Beach County…
Dang. What was I supposed to be doing this week? I mean, I opress the poor regularly, but wasn’t I on the sooper sekrit task force for preventing people from using penis jokes on air, or something?
Too funny. I too have wondered about this ‘terrible’ thing that has happened to the country at large (i.e. democrats). True to form, it is republicans at fault. But what the hell did they THINK would happen when THEY nominated Kerry????????
cankled basilisk! that made me smile.
but the bill as first lady comment made my laugh!
it’d almost be worth it . …. ……. no it wouldn’t!